29 May, 2008

同性恋

一养鸡场的‘種’公鸡有些老了,场主决定买一只新公鸡配種。年轻的公鸡买回来了,趾高气扬地与老種鸡见了面。老公鸡说:"我知道你瞧不起我。记着,谁都有年轻的时候。今天咱们来场赛跑怎么样?如果你赢了,看见没有?",老公鸡指指院子里的母鸡们,"全是你的了!"。
年轻公鸡胸有成竹,问:"怎么跑?"
老公鸡说:"围着房子跑20圈,谁先跑完谁赢。"
开跑后仅两三圈,年轻公鸡已领先半圈。至第8圈,年轻公鸡仅差两米就超老公鸡一圈了。这时候老公鸡一声惨叫,屋内场主以为来了黄鼠狼,提着猎枪衝出屋外,只见新买的年轻公鸡紧追着老公鸡不放。场主怒火中烧,举起枪,一枪便解决了年轻公鸡。场主气哼哼地往屋里走,自言自语道:"真他妈的倒霉,怎么买的公鸡都是同性恋?都打死四只了!"

19 May, 2008

Thank your ancestors!

Malaysia is one of the best places to live in the world, don't understand why people wants to migrate somewhere else (I know I am in Scotland but that's another story...). It has zero natural disasters. No earthquakes, no cyclones, no volcanoes...

At the time of writing this, the official death toll in China's earthquake is 32,500. In the worst affected area where hundreds of school children were buried, it can be said that a whole generation of youngsters were entirely wiped out! It has been exactly a week now, the chances of finding more survival are slimmer and slimmer. The TV coverage shows a lot of heart breaking images, but deep down, I know there are more images which the TV is not showing...

Cyclone Nargis in Burma took 78,000 lives and the number is still climbing day by day. Experts are saying that the figure will go into the millions. People all over the world wanted to help, except their own government. Diseases are spreading and people are dying because the government is refusing aid. A normal human being with half a heart will feel the urge to help.

Malaysia's government is not the best in the world but they won't do this to their own citizen. The Malaysian government is corrupted, but all governments around the world are corrupted! So, I think we should be thankful, that our ancestors chose to come to Malaysia and not somewhere else. The decision of leaving their home country was difficult, but to be able to choose the right country was even harder!

Just sharing a thought.

11 May, 2008

Larian Bersama Bomba


Hi guys,

Since keep on "pushing" and "forcing" by Celene, no choice, I got to write something!! Was thinking what should I write, finally get an idea to write something about what I recently doing now. Just happen that on saturday(10/5/08), taking part in the "Larian Bersama Bomba", it is a 10km run, this the 2nd time that I joining this run, there is only 75 medal for each category, last year I can't manage to get the medal as I am don't know how many person after the 75 to step in the finishing line, so, this year, telling myself, since I have already run for 1 year and already cover few 21km run, this time I must get the medal, haha.....challenging myself! Ayway, was happy that I finally step in the 10km(GPRS measure 10.9KM) finishing line in the timing of 1hr 10min and I manage to get the placing of ke-30, hurray, I did it! I think all of you will be surprising that "yeetze" the fat fat girl with a "black" spectacle in our class, can become a runner now, right?! haha....me too....surprise!
Well, my 1st full marathon (42km) is coming soon, it will be on 31st May in Singapore, it is a midnight run (starting time is 12am), hope I can share something interest after my 1st full marathon run to all of you soon!
"加油"

08 May, 2008

1st timer...

嗨!大家好!先让我自我介绍,我叫苏智伟,或者大家可以叫我Derrick。

很高兴能在这里遇到多年不见的同学,希望能通过这个blog再次联系上大家 。。。再联络。

07 May, 2008

Blog issue

dear all,

If you r having the same issue with me (not able to create new post) pls try to upgrade IE6 to IE7.0 or chg to Firefox 2.0.

I have changed it from IE6 to Firefox now, it working....

:-)

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

:-)

Our Blog

Seems it has been some technical problems for some users to post their blog, I'm just trying to write something here and see if it would successfully post.

Another thing I have noticed is the cbox application is even more popular than our blog. People just type message there but never write the blog, you guys should know who I'm referring to (Is you who has never posted any blog)....Haha, just kidding..Try to post some blog up, the cbox is so small, very hard to read..So, make it bigger by posting to the BLOG...