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It has been a long time since I last posted something, felt really bad about this. A lot of things have been happening around me and also around the world...I promise I will write something in the next couple of days...I promise.

Below is something my dad shared with me a long time ago and now I would also like to share it with you guys:

注意聆听，不只增加知识，而且受人欢迎； 用心办事，不只增加力量，而且容易成功。

Hope you like it!

校訓

春田花花幼稚园校训100條
1.每天要高聲朗讀100 條校訓一遍
2.哎O也!
3.不准交學費時'o雪o雪'聲
4.不得用雞翼尖頂別人個雞心
5.不得食餅餅食到滿口滿牙餅餅渣時張開嘴巴驚嚇老師個心
6.不得咬別人個頭
7.不得不交學費
8.不得這樣好不好
9.o拿,真的不要這樣
10.我愛您
11.唱歌不得震喉震得不緊要
12.不准小便不準,小小不準也不准
13.小過三次便算大過一次,大過三次便要停學
14.小便過三次算大過一次,大過三次便要停學
15.大便過大算三次,一次過小三次便要停學
16.不得小小不滿意便考慮轉校,對面街的幼稚園其實仲渣就真
17.不准吃了一舊又一舊
18.不准說話一舊舊
19.不准一腳踏到隻蟑螂變屎餅後還要老師看看,驚嚇老師個心
20.交學費
21.不要拉拉扯扯
22.不准'o可o可'聲高叫. 'o丫o丫'聲,'咩咩'聲,'哎哎'聲等則有時准,有時不准, 要聽過至知. 但'o可o可'聲就一定不准.
23.說話結尾不得加個'囉'字, 這樣不太好囉
24.發問前要舉手
25.發問後要放手
26.發問前和發問後之間,把手扣在手骹上
27.不得問老師或校長: "咩o者?"
28.唱遊時不得用兩隻食指篤面面懶可愛, 驚嚇老師個心
29.交學費囉
30.不要吃別人個包
31.不得遲交學費足足一個星期都有, 驚嚇校長個心
32.要大個仔大個女, 不要把"車"叫作"車車", 不要把"波"叫作"波波", 不要把"頭" 叫作"頭頭"
33.不要當我"Lulu"
34.上課記緊要帶自己個頭頭
35.不在乎天長地久
36.不准留鬚(貓科類學生除外)
37.長大後不要怨我們. (要怨就怨你自己)
38.不要吃九製陳皮. 那是老師的
39.不得明明收了聲, 又喊, 驚嚇老師個心
40.不准乘坐名貴房車上學, 驚嚇校長個心
41.不得不這樣 42.久不久就想起你
43.不得痴心枉種
44.不可吃得太飽打屎噎, 驚嚇同學
45.不如算數
46.不可吃吃o下卡樂B薯片問別人幾點
47.交學費 48.不准上課打瞌睡噶噶聲流口水打擊老師個心
49.上課全班一起叫"老師早晨!" "校長早晨!" 時不得把音調故意拉長說成 "老---師---早---晨!" "校---長---早---晨!", 延誤學業
50.放學全班一起叫"老師再見!" "校長再見!" 時不得把音調故意拉長說成 "老---師---再---見!" "校---長---再---見!", 延誤收工
51.不要一味話得得得. (要真係得至好)
52.要因應環境, 不得隨便賴尿
53.不准不孝
54.要孝
55.上廁要排隊(位置不得轉讓或以有限公司方式更換董事)
56.不得這樣傻皮
57.交學費. (支票抬頭請寫"德和燒味")
58.不可在上課時吹杯麵吃到"o雪o雪"聲
59.不可移民, 驚嚇校長個心
60.不過不失咁啦
61.不要吃特點. 不扺
62.不嬲都冇折
63.不經不覺又幾年
64.久不久又想起你
65.不要發耳贈
66.不要撩人o地
67.不要眼大睇過籠 68.不得矇眼
69.不要對月亮起誓. ----- 莎士比亞
70.交學費
71.不得貪口爽
72.吧啦啦啦啦吧
73.吧啦啦啦啦吧啦啦啦
74.吧啦啦啦啦吧啦啦啦吧啦啦啦啦吧啦啦啦吧啦啦啦啦吧啦啦啦吧啦啦啦啦吧啦啦啦 Boo Boo Bon Bon
75.不得批評別人有少少黐線
76.你先至有少少黐線就真
77.吧啦吧啦啦啦啦啦吧
78.交學費. (本票或現金)
79.不得咬老師個菠蘿油
80.不得都要得
81.好o野還有二十句校訓便作完. (密切留意最精釆的校訓第93條)
82.不得忘記本校校訓. (尤其最重要的93條)
83.不要兩頭望
84.交學費
85.你的名字, 我的訓示. (尤其第93條)
86.要記得我
87.Love You Forever! (留意第93條)
88.交學費. (都係最好係現金o丫唔該)
89."手畢"多碗飯畀我o丫唔該
90.不得咬本校校訓. (尤其第93條)
91.不得用腳腳踢別人的暈精
92.哎o也!
93.不准偷看. (原"校訓93"己遷往"校訓98". 不准再偷看, 否則用腳腳踢別人的暈精)
94.不要令別人失望. (密切留意校訓98!)
95.臨睡前要吃一碗粗麵
96.吃完粗麵要踢腿
97.要一邊踢腿一邊高聲朗讀校訓. (其中當然包括最重要的第98條. 沒有第98條, 就 沒有本校, 就沒有校長, 就沒有老師, 就沒有你. 畢業也要緊記本校校訓第98條!)
98. 冇校訓九十八, 就冇本校, 就冇本校長, 冇老師,亦唔會有各同學------記住, 畢生都要緊緊記住: 忘記荔芋火鴨扎, 也不可忘記校訓九十八!!!!!
99.吧啦啦啦啦啦啦啦Boo Boo Bon Bon!
100.交學費

China is so lucky...

I need to clear something before I continue writing : I don't hate China as a country, but their ways of doing things...really disgusting!

Remember the recent Beijing Olympic? It made me so proud being a Chinese, especially in a foreign country like UK. Everyone I met praised the effort put in by China, the spectacular opening ceremony, and also the achievement of the Chinese athletics. But what happened after the Olympic...the international exposure of the 'poisoned' baby milk powder.

Apparently, the Chinese government knew about these so called 'poisoned' milk powder months before everything became public. The authorities were ordered to keep quiet because the Olympic was just round the corner and they can't afford to have anything going wrong during the games.

So, thousands of babies were put under life threatening risk in order for Beijing to have the greatest Olympic, ever. What kind of government would do that to the future generations of their country?! From what I learned from the papers, these milk producing companies is so big and successful that they are 'exempted' from routine checks by their country's food safety board. 'Exempted'?! Someone, somewhere has been paid a lot of money to keep quiet, and this someone must die at least 99 times before he/she can ask for forgiveness.

Why is China lucky? Well, with the current economic crisis affecting every part of the world, it seems that no one is interested in making this comparatively 'small' incident in China a big deal. But IT is a big deal!! It's babies' life we are talking about here!! In another month's time, everyone will have forgotten about this SMALL incident that happened in China...and for those who lost their babies, maybe they will receive a big sum of money, from the government, to keep their mouth shut.

I don't hate China as a country, it's just the way the people do things that pissed me off. I don't know about you but I am definitely going to boycott anything and everything made in China. It's going to be difficult but I am going to try my best!

Think everyone is busy...

I should think everyone is busy lately, there was only one post for September. Actually I did not really log on to see what your have posted, daytime need to rush deadline for jobs, all the client are very demanding nowadays, everything want fast and cheap, sigh!! Fucking one diaper or detergent brand need to review and brandstorm so many times then can only present to client, I'm the consumer, I know what we want, the ad should be catchy and with cheap price, who cares about the idea behind!! I'm so sick of advertising line, but no choice....

Is ok, I have a lovely daughter now, everything will be fine...Megan.. Mummy love you.. 

牵手

牵到情人的手。。。。。一阵温暖在心头。

牵到小姨子的手。。。。。后悔当初娶错婆。

牵到老婆的手。。。。。就像左手摸右手，一点感觉都没有。

牵到丈母娘的手。。。。。就像摸到脚趾头，等下记得要洗手。

So quiet...

It has been a while since anyone posted anything, including myself. The blog is so quiet all of a sudden...any specific reasons? Is it due to everyone is too busy watching the Olympic? Is it due to everyone is too busy with their life? Or is it due to the recession?

So, what have you been up to recently?

As for me, I am busy trying to come up with a name for the baby. It sounds easy, but when you start looking, it's really difficult...especially when your Chinese is not good. If I am not mistaken, during my days in Chong Hwa, I failed my Chinese studies every year. It's one of my least favourite subject. Recently I borrowed two Chinese dictionaries from a friend, I am surprised that I still remember how to use them. I started looking from page one and I did find a lot of nice words I like...the only problem is these words are used by a lot of people I know! China needs to come up with some NEW words so that I can use them!

Every parent wants the best for their off-springs, and there are only so many nice and good Chinese words to go around. Parents want their children to be handsome, beautiful, clever, smart, happy, healthy...it's just so difficult.

Tried to get my parents and my parents-in-law to help out but they refused, why? Simple. They are worried that if they suggested something and I don't like it, I still use it because I don't want to offend or hurt them. How thoughtful of them...

I think I better stop moaning and start thinking...

Best music/sound I've ever heard.

Got my very first walkman when I was twelve. Got it when I joined a school trip to Singapore, after finishing primary six. It was a blue Sony walkman. Can't remember how much I paid for it but I can remember the very first cassette I put in it -- The Very Best Of Sam Hui! He was my childhood hero...you guys remember 最佳排挡? He was the only singer I listened to, until Junior Middle Three...

During Junior Middle Three, a friend by the name of Tan Kok Sai(陈国狮) introduced me to a band called Beyond, from Hong Kong. They played the most marvelous rock music, ever! Until one of the band member died tragically while performing...

In Senior Middle Two, Celene introduced me to Arron Kwok and the Four Heavenly Kings, but I think the best is still Jacky Cheung. Some of you might disagree with me but fans from these four 'camps' still hate each other till this day!

Stopped listening to music for a while after graduating from high school and the entertaining industry wasn't really producing much quality artists. Recently read an article about a Chinese artist by the name of Sa Ding Ding (萨顶顶). Got on to Youtube and found some of her MTV...the music/sound was awesome...you guys heard of her? She even developed her own language!!

Last week, my wife was experiencing some kind of pain in her stomach. She said the pain was like someone slicing open her flesh! We went to our family doctor and he said it might be some sort of infection. He took some urine sample for testing and told us we would get the result in 2-3 days...2-3 days?! I was not ready to wait 2-3 days for the result!! The next morning, we went straight to the hospital. We spent 7 hours in the hospital doing all kinds of tests and also waiting for test results. After all the waiting, the tests came back negative, there weren't any infections! All thats left to do now is to listen to the baby's heartbeat...the doctor turn on a special listening device, put some gel on the device and started rubbing it onto my wife's stomach and...bopop,bopop,bopop...that WAS the world's best music/sound I've ever heard! It wasn't my childhood hero, it wasn't a rock band, definitely not those four Heavenly Kings, or the Chinese singer. It was the very healthy heartbeat of my unborn child!

I suddenly realised that my child's heartbeat was the best music/sound I've ever heard. And I am sure that it will also be the only music/sound I will ever want to listen to...for the next 200 years!